It's a hard life.

lorcanvenopus:

albusseverusjr:

potteralbuss:

albusseverusjr:

albus i miss you so

i would enjoy being jacked off

and im sure lorcan would enjoy some rubbage also

Why was I born with such a self-indulgent penis.

I would enjoy some buttfucking.

To be blunt, I wouldn’t mind some rubbage.

That can be arranged~

albusseverusjr:

lorcansjr:

albusseverusjr:

lorcansjr:

Hehehe. Oh how I’ve missed you my sweetling ;-;

Aw, you darling, you. Gimme a kiss, snookums.

*slinks over to all sexy-like and smooches*

-dips and le smooches-

-swoons and giggles- You tease~

You’re looking good Lorcy-pup. Are we going on a date? Will we hook up with AJ and Albus? If so don’t forget to do your hair down here~

albusseverusjr:

lorcansjr:

Hehehe. Oh how I’ve missed you my sweetling ;-;

Aw, you darling, you. Gimme a kiss, snookums.

*slinks over to all sexy-like and smooches*

albusseverusjr:

lorcansjr:

albusseverusjr:

lorcansjr:

albusseverusjr:

If I had hands, I would jack myself off so hard right now.

Maybe I could help, love~

I’d love that, babe. (;

*giggles* Oh AJ. I love it when you call me that.

Mm. It’s best when you say mine~

Hehehe. Oh how I’ve missed you my sweetling ;-;

albusseverusjr:

lorcansjr:

albusseverusjr:

If I had hands, I would jack myself off so hard right now.

Maybe I could help, love~

I’d love that, babe. (;

*giggles* Oh AJ. I love it when you call me that.

albusseverusjr:

If I had hands, I would jack myself off so hard right now.

Maybe I could help, love~

lorcanvenopus:

lorcansjr:

lorcanvenopus:

potteralbuss:

lorcanvenopus:

lorcansjr:

I think this was after LJ+AJ bonding time.

…. I don’t smoke near Albus, though.

…so LJ+Lorcy-pup time?
-waggles eyebrows-

-widens eyes-
I.. er… I don’t know…

Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me buddy.

-says nothing-

-grins knowingly-

lorcanvenopus:

lorcansjr:

lorcanvenopus:

potteralbuss:

lorcanvenopus:

lorcansjr:

I think this was after LJ+AJ bonding time.

…. I don’t smoke near Albus, though.

…so LJ+Lorcy-pup time?

-waggles eyebrows-

-widens eyes-

I.. er… I don’t know…

Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me buddy.

-says nothing-

-grins knowingly-

lorcanvenopus:

potteralbuss:

lorcanvenopus:

lorcansjr:

I think this was after LJ+AJ bonding time.

…. I don’t smoke near Albus, though.

…so LJ+Lorcy-pup time?
-waggles eyebrows-

-widens eyes-
I.. er… I don’t know…

Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me buddy.

lorcanvenopus:

potteralbuss:

lorcanvenopus:

lorcansjr:

I think this was after LJ+AJ bonding time.

…. I don’t smoke near Albus, though.

…so LJ+Lorcy-pup time?

-waggles eyebrows-

-widens eyes-

I.. er… I don’t know…

Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me buddy.

albusseverusjr:

lorcansjr:

albusseverusjr:

lorcansjr:

Oooh AJ,

You have such a way with words.

I’ll have to repay you for such flattery -flirty giggle-

-blushes, shyly looks down- It’s no problem, LJ. 

You look good when you blush -says bashfully-

I-I’m not blushing. -tries to hide self-

-peeks through- You aaaare -coos- -kisses-